Amber Brooks – Built Like A Brick Shithouse


Category: Big Tits, Hardcore, Natural Boobs | Date: 7 February 2013

Built Like A Brick Shithouse

Built Like A Brick Shithouse

When I first met Amber Brooks in 2005 during a break from her SCORE photo shoots, the first thing I thought was, "This woman is built like a brick shithouse." She's 5'9", 152 pounds and measures 46-28-38.

Our Miss Brooks is a former house dancer from Texas who dabbled in photo and video modeling for only a short time. These days, Amber is a web-cam girl. This fad is sadly keeping the busty girls out of live strip clubs, where a man can enjoy them in the real world. I blogged about this trend at the SCORERLAND Blog.

"I'm a nasty lap dancer!" Amber said. "I'm all about grinding. My goal is to make a guy bust a nut. I'll rub my titties all over his crotch or his dick. Up and down. Well, I'd just take his dick out. No reason to leave it in his pants. Dick can be removed from pants! It's a fantasy to have a girl who you barely know sit down in front of you and she wants to rub her body all over you. Rub her titties in your face."

Do you see why I mourn the decrease in real, live busty strippers?

Amber is a real MILF. Not a fake porn MILF. A divorcee. I enjoyed listening to her for the hour or so we had before the photographers called her away. She didn't hold back her opinions about life, liberty and the pursuit of big boobs.

Amber said she usually dressed conservatively when she went out in public. When we talked about how some women who dress to show off their tits look angry when they catch a guy looking, Amber offered her take on the subject.

"I don't understand it because I'm a woman with big tits, and I love getting looked at. I'd get upset if I wasn't getting getting looked at. I'd wonder, 'What's wrong with me?' I've been with my girlfriends and seen a guy who I thought was attractive, and I'd look at him, and he'd walk right past me like I was invisible, and I'd turn around and say, 'What the hell is wrong with him?' And my girlfriends will say, 'You really take offense when people don't look at you.' I do!"

Amber is a dominant woman. Aggressive. She's two handfuls and she plays by her own rules. If she wants to fuck you, she will let you know in no uncertain terms. But I pity the fool who tries to fuck her over.

"I've been told that I'm a guy trapped in a chick's body. Just the way I treat people. The way men treat women, I treat men that way in the sense of, 'I'm done with you. Next.' Or, 'You can't sleep here. Get out.' And the thing that's really weird is I've been told by some of my exes, 'You're so sweet if you want sex.' And that's true. I'll be like, 'Oh, come on over. I'll suck your dick. I miss you." And then they'll make me cum, and I'll be like, 'Okay, that was great. Get out!'"

I keep hoping Amber will come back and model again for SCORE. Hope is a flame that must never be extinguished.

One cool story: In the movie Borat, they filmed a scene of Borat reading Amber's cover issue, the August '05 SCORE, on a New York City subway train. Unfortunately, the scene was cut from the finished movie. I have a still of it that I published in "Boob Beat" in the May '07 SCORE.

See More of Amber Brooks at SCORELAND2.COM!

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