Right before I wrote this, I once again greeted SCORE's regular pipefitter Juan Largo on his way to the studio to bang a model and I once again thought, "What a lucky bastard this guy is. I hope he appreciates the position life has placed him in."
And I mean position, as in missionary, doggie, pile driver and so on. Juan gets more ass than (you guessed it) a toilet seat. All no-strings sex, no dinner bill and he doesn't have to call anyone the next day and say "I miss you, honey." Some men can actually say that there is justice in the world.
Mr. Largo is once again the pumper and Cuban-born Angelina Castro is the pumpee. But with Angelina, it's both. She gets fucked but she also fucks back. Hard. She is no candy-ass porn star letting the guy do all the labor.
"Do all Cubans have big asses?" Mr. Largo asks, rubbing his hands all over Angelina's expansive butt-cheeks. How Juan could even ask this question is beyond me since he's a Cuban-American himself. Or maybe he's just making conversation before he fills Angelina's throat with his cock and she won't be able to talk.
"Some of them but guess what?" Angelina replies. "I'm the only Castro you can fuck. All Cubans have big asses but this package comes with big ass boobs!"
"That's so true," Juan thoughtfully says. "I haven't seen girls with big asses and big tits."
Angelina is not in the mood for more chit-chat when there is sex waiting to happen. "Shut up and come fuck me!" she demands.
"How big are they?" he asks. "Extra-fucking big!" says Angelina. "How big are you?" She actually already knew the answer since they knew each other.
Yes, the life of a porn stud. We are witness to their adventures on a daily basis.
Does this explain why Florida is in the shape of a big dick?
If you read the news in our part of the country, you might have caught a story or two about Angelina.
She appeared on Radio Marti, a radio station created by President Reagan and funded by United States tax dollars that encourages democracy to the Cuban people. The station had never put any adult model on the air in its history.
Naturally this caused an uproar. The station removed the Spanish-language interview after complaints came in but the recording still exists all over the Net.
"I am all about breaking stereotypes in porn and in mainstream," Angelina said.. "It's my goal to change opinions of porn, girls in porn and the stereotypes that we see in the news. It's a fuss just because of my occupation. Hopefully someday, a porn star appearing in mainstream won't be so shocking. Cubans have more to worry about than me."
Porn stars can be freedom fighters too.