"I just broke up with my fucking dip-shit boyfriend, Josh. I decided that just once in my life I wanted to have a good lay," Luna told us. "This guy definitely had the biggest dick I've ever seen. I never understood what the hype was around big dicks. Josh was only packing, like, four inches. Plus, he drank too much and would go soft right in the middle of fucking. He would blame me for it, too! Seriously, I hope all of his friends see my pictures and make fun of him for having absolutely zero game in the bedroom. I can't believe I wasted four years of my life with him. Oh well, now I know what it's like to be pleased by a well-hung man! So if you're reading this, fuck you Josh!"