"Nobody who knows me would be surprised to see me here," said Crystal, a 49-year-old divorcee from Arizona. "I've been told for years that I should do porn, especially the sex part."
We'd like to say we found Crystal, but we didn't. She found us.
A friend of mine mentioned that 40Something might be interested in me, so I found you on Twitter and sent a message. I was contacted immediately."
Well, we're not stupid. We might not have found Crystal, but we know a smokin' hot mature woman when we see her. And women don't come any more smokin' hot than her.
"I almost always make the first move," Crystal said. "I love feeling the power, knowing that the man I have my sights on is defenseless, that before long, I'm going to have him. I can tell if a man has a hard-on just by looking at his face. There's something about an aroused man."
Or, perhaps, men are always aroused when they're around Crystal.
"I masturbate every day and three times on Sunday. I do it constantly in the car. I keep a pocket rocket in every purse. I have sex twice a day and always try for three times. I spend a good portion of my day cumming!"
Hey, sounds like us! ''