Daily Archives: June 6, 2009

Voluptuous May 2009

We’ve all heard this, right? Agree with the sentiment or not, we’ve all heard this at least once, right?
“If you want to learn how to eat pussy better, watch lesbian porn.”
For the record, I feel it needs to be good lesbian porn in order to gain something from it, but nonetheless. Still, it’s a popular opinion, one that has weathered a few generations and retains some merit. The lesbians I know, however, like to have more than their pussies eaten. They also like to have their tits sucked. They do it in, like, bars and shit. No, really, I’ve seen it. So why aren’t we building upon that knowledge, too? Isn’t there something we can learn from them? As a public service, I decided to ask a real-life girl-lover, erotica writer Kiki Veronica, how she thinks women like their tits sucked.

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Busty Lingerie Party

It’s retro-lingerie time with Janet Jade and red is her chosen color. “Red is the color of passion and I think I’m a passionate girl,” Janet says. And she shows just how passionate she can get in this Scoreland video, where it’s always Valentine’s Day. Why no brassiere, lingerie or shoe companies have hired Janet as an official spokesmodel shows just how unmotivated these people are. Why, if we made and sold bras, we’d hire Janet in a heartbeat to model our line. I.B. from Toronto said it all when Janet first appeared in these hallowed halls of hooters: “I have never written to SCORE before but a newcummer inspired me to do so, and I’ve been a SCORE Man for 15 years now. I must say as a true SCORE Man I was very impressed with Janet Jade. Honestly I think she’s the hottest SCORE debut I’ve seen in a very long time, black or white. She has it all, a pretty face, small waist, and the prettiest feet I’ve seen on a SCORE girl in a while. I like when you show their feet. Can we get more head-to-toe shots please? Janet‘s 38DDD’s are simply GREAT! They look full, firm and heavy just the way they are supposed to be.” Check out Janet‘s matching photos in The SCORE Studio.

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Busty Lingerie Party

Detroit’s in bad shape due to the collapse of the auto industry but the good folks there should consider themselves fortunate that Janet Jade hasn’t packed up and moved out. She’s the Motor City’s shining star and main asset. SCORE Man Sturg says “I just wanted to add my two cents about the gorgeous gift from above that we call Janet Jade. Janet has to be what God intended when he gave the world women. She is an absolute angel. The creamiest cocoa skin, amazing enormous rack, and an ass that can’t be denied. No matter what you look for in a goddess she has it. I think I’m in love.” Clearly, Sturg was prepared to fall in love. His fellow SCORE Man K.M. on the other side of the Atlantic ocean may not have prepared to fall in love but he’s highly impressed by Janet‘s anatomy, the kind of bod that makes us breast-men lose a few dozen I.Q. points. “She’s truly a phenomenal find. How did God pack so much boob-meat onto that pint-sized frame? Awesome, perfect breasts. Great ass, too. Certainly not lacking there. And that face! She is just gorgeous. What more can you say? It doesn’t get much better than this.” Janet‘s still unsure if she wants to try a full-blown XXX. We’ll just quietly sit here and gawk at her boobs, whatever her final decision ultimately is.

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